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Packing the beans

A 5 star sexual move between male and female or male and male, where the male puts his hard penis and testicles into the receiving females or males ass cavity. This act is typically done after anal sex so as to have already stretched out the receivers asshole. I would not recommend this act be practiced by those not experienced in anal play or stretch training.
Damn yo!! Last night I was packing the beans in that bitch, I thought my nuts were going to be crushed, she so tight!!
by Wett noodle June 23, 2023
mugGet the Packing the beansmug.

pack girl

A pack girl is a type of girl that looks like a setup or a girl that would turn you into a pack, these girls are dangerous.
1: This girl looks like a pack girl you better watch out before she turns you into a pack.
by anonymous July 13, 2021
mugGet the pack girlmug.

Fecal pack

Fecal pack=several cacks
Cack=several muckbuttons
muckbuttons=several dingeberries
dinglerry=little ball of shit and toilet paer that rolls up in the hairs of your butthole
Man, I had a fecal pack that was packed so tight I couldn't shit for a week
by headshok62 October 18, 2008
mugGet the Fecal packmug.

Yeti Pack

dude, i'm sick of these weak packs, pass it over here and i'll yeti pack.
by YETIMAN6969 October 26, 2011
mugGet the Yeti Packmug.

liz pack

another way of saying a pack of weed. In this context it refers to the late Queen Elizabeth II
artrix: yo bro, u tryna smoke that liz pack
k2klizzy: yeah bro, u tryna smoke that liz pack
n1x: ah shit nah fuck that bruv, i only do crack
by 1nixx September 9, 2022
mugGet the liz packmug.

side pack

when a male puts his whole "package" on one side of his crotch seam to make him appear to have more than he does.
I'll side pack today cuz I'm going to the beach.
by Dave720 March 2, 2012
mugGet the side packmug.

Snack Pack

A snack pack is an act conducted between you and your partner.

Step 1: Pick your favorite snack pack flavor, I prefer chocolate.

Step 2: gently open a pudding snack pack. Leave the tin lid attached to reseal for future use.
Step 3: slowly dip your testicles in said snack pack.

Step 4: Pull your testicles, slowly, out of the snake pack. (If you pull to fast, see pudding spoon.)

Step 5: Dip your chocolate covered testicles in your partner's mouth. Hmmmmmm

Step 6: Leave your testicles in your partner's mouth until they are cleaner than they were prior to dunking your balls in chocolate pudding. If they are still sticky, dip and repeat.
Stack packet complete!

PS: Pudding is pronounced- puuuudddinnggg. When you say it, the noise should come out of your nose and as little tongue movement as possible. That's what she said.
Last night my boyfriend snack pack 'ed like a pro! It took 3 heavy cycles to get them so clean u could eat off of them. Rinse, repeat, reuse, recycle is what I always go by....(Thrasher brasher)
by Thrasher Brasher July 7, 2020
mugGet the Snack Packmug.

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