Pudding

When a prostitutes gets home to her boyfriend she shares with him the pudding in her mouth and below.
She takes the "pudding '"n her mouth and kisses her boyfriend hello
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Pudding

A phrase commonly used by grandmas. I'm sure your grandma calls you this.
Not to be confused with the delightful dessert.

Harley Quinn also calls the Joker this.
Grandma: It's good to see you, pudding!
Me: Grandma I told you to stop calling me that...
by CranberryKing January 17, 2017
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Pudding

A type of sweet treat that is a great dessert for when you don't have any desserts.

Recipe:
1/3 cup white sugar
3 tablespoons cornstarch
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 1/2 cups milk
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract

1. In a 2 quart saucepan, combine sugar, cornstarch, and salt. Slowly stir in milk. Bring to a boil, and cook, stirring constantly, over medium heat until mixture thickens. Cook for 2 to 3 minutes more. Stir in vanilla.

2. Pour hot pudding into dessert glasses or molds that have been rinsed in cold water. Chill until firm. Unmold if desired.

3. Serve.
My dog, QP, ate pudding yesterday.
Did you hear about the man across the street who was selling pudding yesterday?
by Baking Pangolin February 09, 2018
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Pudding

A massive amount of shit melted on your asshole.
Bro do you like my pudding pile?
by Davvvvvv May 07, 2021
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by Senhor Banhanha December 26, 2016
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Something so bad that it has to be replaced with pudding.
"That sex scene in Network was pudding."
by Jonathan Burrello December 12, 2009
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most likely a kind, loyal and cute discord user from dank vibes.
Pudding deserves mod role!
by Your Anonymous Helper $$$$ March 25, 2021
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