fester chair

a dirty trash picked office chair that you think you can fix up when you can't. it probably carries numerous std's.

Doug: Just stop being so cheap and buy a real chair.
Steve: No way! I love fester chairs.

by Ocyrus April 20, 2011

Chair

AN INFERNAL FUCKING ABOMINATION TO HUMAN SOCIETY! YOU DONT SEE ANY OTHER SPECIES USING CHAIRS DO YOU? DO YOU?!?! THEY’VE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS, REJECT CHAIRS, EMBRACE COLD HARD FLOOR.

I FUCKING HATE CHAIRS!

by Skwidiot May 9, 2023

dumpster chair

is a sexual act wherein the subject is treated as a chair and steaming hot garbage is covering their body, they would be treated in such a manner of complete submissive nature.

my sub was used as a dumpster chair for the scene we did a bj and missionary

by Mace N' Lace January 12, 2024

birthing chair

A specially designed chair or stool used during childbirth to assist the mother in delivering her baby.

So, the birthing chair gives birth to a chair and the mother give to a baby on the chair giving birth.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

Chair

Used in Ireland by teenagers . Usually happens at teenage disco where a girl will sit on a boys lap and meet them .french kiss

Would u chair my friend?

by 456gal March 17, 2019

part-time chair

A chair that is not in use at the particular time it is being spoken about. Examples include folding chairs, reclining chairs, or chairs that one would not necesarily choose to sit in for comfortability.

Were having some family over tonight, can you bring the part-time chairs up from the basement?

by Kingsleyplimpton September 14, 2017

steel chair effect

The act of throwing a steel chair either in the air or on the ground that causes a mass anger in a crowd that causes them to get mad over nothing or something as little as a steel chair.

This idea originally came from The Boondocks episode "Grandad's Fight"

*Chair is thrown*
Person 1: Oh my god a chair!
*Chair falls*
Person 2: Now I'm mad
Person 3: And that's the steel chair effect.

by NGNC September 13, 2021