Exegeter's Block

Very similar to Writer's Block or to Reader's Block except it is when you can't seem to get around to Exegeting certain passages of scripture because it's been assigned as a rediculously long homework assignment.

teacher:"Have you even started your homework yet? Or are you procrastinating?"

me: "I'm not procrastinating; I just have this massive exegeter's block!"

by smelly mely May 17, 2009

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Uno Block

IT Blocks Uno Reverse And No U

You: Fuck You
Other Person: Uno Reverse
You: UNO BLOCK

by YellowCrewmate June 23, 2021

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Cock blocked

When another nigga is tryna steal yo girl

Cock blocked means getting blocked by another dude from a girl
Guy 1: "Peter Reisdorf is such an expert cock blocker."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a douche."

by Ya boy John Appleseed March 8, 2015

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murda block

A neighborhood that gets very treacherous late at night. Like Northeast Yonkers.

“I was posted on Murda Block last night. It gets wicked out there.”

by segregatedsoldier December 6, 2021

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Cockward Blocked

Being cock blocked because you're associated with the most awkward person in the room, and frankly it creeps out the person you're trying to hook up with.

"I was making some real headway with this girl until Jim came over and cockward blocked me. Idiot started talking about his toenail fungus. Who does that?"

by linaloki February 14, 2015

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rock block

Preventing another person from attending a music festival or concert by 1) employing mental or emotional manipulation devices, 2) being involved in some accident or tragedy, 3) having or causing a family emergency, or 4) scheduling a conflicting event such as a court hearing, wedding or funeral.

I had tickets to Bonnaroo but my sister rock blocked me by getting married that weekend.

by mylegalninja June 6, 2019

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