Top Red

A manchester united supporter who is clearly a better fan than anyone else

a few requirements:

- dont buy replica shirts
- anyone who wears a replica shirt is a cunt
- must wear ALL black to away games
- before games you must stand in the street drinking cans of stella artois
- must come from manchester
- all manchester bands are great
- ian brown is the greatest singer of all time
- musn't support england
- must not watch soccer am
- must get to your seat at home games no earlier than 10mins before kick-off

"Anyone who wears a replica shirt is a JCL OOT numpty"

- top red

by timmy top red January 2, 2009

Red Ninja

another name for a girl's period. This is because your periods can sneak up on you out of nowhere like a ninja. The red's because of the girl's period.

Girl 1: ugh! The red ninja caught me today!
Girl 2: Was his name (t.o.m.)?
Girl 3: yup

by xoamrc November 2, 2009

Red mist

Also known as squidwards suicide. Is a popular creepypasta that depicts squidward with red eyes and are bleeding.

“Dude did u watch Red mist yet? It’s so creepy”

by Internetsavior September 23, 2019

Red Slurpee

To fuck a girl on her period then have her suck your dick when finished.

She Red Slurpee'd my dick and threw up.

by Timothy Van Baker May 14, 2008

Red Dragon

Immediately after period sex, when the penis is still erect but also covered in blood.

Are you ready to slay the red dragon?

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017

Red Oak

A place where nothing happens. all we have is a brookshires and mcdonalds. oh dont forget the dennys. a place to be bored all the time!

"Man, lets go to Red Oak!"

"and do what?"

"Oh, your right."

by Nanie July 6, 2008

red worming

when you walk up to a complete stranger and act like you've known them for years and say something completely random, leaving them in the most stupified state possible.

Red Wormer : Dad, i'm gonna need 100 bucks tonight for the big football game...

Innocent Bystander : i didn't know you had a son Chuck??

Red Wormee : i've never seen that guy before in my life, those damn red worming kids must be high as a kite and
straddling the fence to the spirit world.

by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009