Mom Jokes

Dad jokes that try to teach you a lesson.

"That's not a bold idea, that's a bad idea!" said Senator Amy Klohbuchar while updating her special skills to include mom jokes.

by DodiePardalas September 14, 2019

Faught Joke

A very poorly thought out, and not so spontaneous joke that causes children to cry, women to stare and men to drop their jaws due to it's pure, absolute stupidity.

(three friends walking to thier car)
#2 "Shotgun!" naming front passenger seat

#3 "Machinegun" third dork trying to crack a joke....

by Ryan December 27, 2003

a vanna joke

a vanna joke is hillarious, he is so funny and so amazing. it is the opposite of a rhys joke because this is actually amusing.

man 1: says funny joke

man 2: that was a vanna joke because that was hillarious

by Mandem_Nonce69 October 19, 2020

Racist Jokes

Something white people make when they get into groups

Every time white people get together, they always make racist jokes.

by SiL3Nt J September 14, 2023

joke jump

When you are about to tell a joke to an audience & someone pre-empts all or part of the joke & takes the credit for the laughter after the punch line

Mick: Did you hear the one about the incy wincy piano...
Andy: & the 12 inch pianist!
Crowd: hahahahahah
Andy: Thanks, funy joke hey!
Mick: Andy, your a joke jumper

by Down Town Steve Brown June 21, 2006

Connor joke

A joke that is not funny

Look how ugly you are, (Connor joke)

by Octi September 21, 2017

tom joke

When someone continuously tries making good joke but never succeeds, those are called tom jokes

Oh wait guys here come a tom joke

by Jml11 January 31, 2018