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Fuzzy Monkey

A sexual position in which the man hangs from a tree upside down by his dick, while being sucked off by an entity (preferably a monkey)in the tree and also eating out a female on the ground level.
"God, my ex-gf was sooooo boring she wouldn't do a fuzzy monkey with me!"
by bitchbag42069696969 February 22, 2019
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Monkey Truth

The kind of truth that comes out after one take's his/her mask off.
It took hours of discussions for the monkey truth to come out. Perhaps the wine allowed the mask to come off to understand her true feelings about her destiny.
by djk_wff March 29, 2009
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Monkey Crusher

Meth pipe used to smoke crystal methamphetamine or meth
Don't forget to pickup a Monkey Crusher at the BP gas station.
by 8250 February 11, 2010
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Monkey in space

Combining the BuzzLightYear and Monkey Face gives you the monkey in space. Shave your pubic region and fill a fish bowl with the hair. At the top of a flight of stairs, while fornicating your lover doggy style, when your just about to cum, take it out of her, and smack her in the head. When she gets pissed and turns around, cum on her face, shove the fishbowl over her head and shove her down the stairs while waving a laser pointer around and screaming "TO INFINITE AND BEYOND!!"

The girl will be massively confused, trying to stop falling, and trying to clean her now hairy face, but the fishbowl will keep her from getting at it. While falling she'll resemble a monkey in space!
She flew through the air like a monkey in space!
by Nikki Noo Noo December 13, 2010
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Grating the monkey

When one engages the act of Masturbation
by Misfiit April 6, 2011
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Monkey Wrench with a twist

Where a girl pulls your junk between your legs and blows you from behind then sneezes.
Man i got a monkey wrench with a twist from her!
by icemann79 July 3, 2011
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shit sucking monkey raper

A derogatory name for people of African descent. Derived from the origins of jemken and the myth of man on monkey sex as the origin of AIDS.
That shit sucking monkey raper left his shoes and took off with the money for my sack!
by JustWrong July 2, 2012
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