early morning ass blaster

an exciting thing that happens

"Wow! That sure was an early morning ass blaster" Jane said to Joe.

by JaneS September 25, 2006

moening

moening- pronounced munning NOT MOANING now get it FUCKING right you assholes

that moening bitch is soo cool

by moening October 9, 2008

Morning Sickness

When the office concubine trots into work in her beloved club attire, probably from the night before, and it instantaneously induces feelings of nausea.

Lauren is giving me the morning sickness with that tube dress, five inch knock off heels and bad weave.

by chickendigits June 6, 2013

morning ass

what you get the day after a hard night of drinking

I had some nasty morning ass today after drinking too many microbrews last night.

by Wind Rain and Lava January 12, 2009

Fuck y’all our names have meaning

No one cares about what your judgy ass thinks and you are in fact hating.

fuck y’all our names have meaning and you’re a hating ass hoe

by Gioawesomeness November 24, 2021

morning breakfast

A hot steamy pan of dookie pie, usually served in bed, restrained.

"Good morning honey, what's for break-oh the hell's that smell?"
"Hold on honey! *brrrp* Umph! *frapapapapapa* Ahhh. Here you go sweetie, morning breakfast"
"Oh what the Bolshevik!"

by Suijen September 26, 2005

meaningful

1) It means a lot
2) It means something powerful
3) It's actually effective

A) Give me a suggestion!
B) Dye yourself white!
A) Why?
B) You'll avoid being in trouble with the police!
A) Oh, okay!

...
A) I'm back! Thanks! That was a great and meaningful suggestion!
B) No worries!

by LappySheep April 24, 2017