MILF

My Life (produces) Little Flatulence.

Greg: Ass Gas? Farting? Ew. Never done that before
Evan: Wow. I guess you're a MILF

by NeverEverNebula October 13, 2022

MILF

A mature, sexy woman with whom men desire to have sex.

Justin: My girlfriend Amber is hot, but her mom, Jessica...daaaaayummm!!
Derrick: She a MILF?
Justin: Damn straight. I'd tap that MILF pussy and make Amber watch.

by ImBallsDeepInHer June 29, 2023

Milf

Slang for older women

Better a cougar than a milf

by anonymous February 25, 2022

milf

your mom

"haha
milf pretty"

by bussei March 27, 2021

Milf Rock

A sexy mum that is either curvey or fat to the point were she looks like a sack of potatoes.

Guy 1:Yo my dude I just fucked a Milf Rock.
Guy 2:Why?

by The Dank Man July 1, 2018

Foster Milf

A milf who fosters woman until they find their forever homes.

Succubus #1; "Stacey's mom just doesn't have it going on anymore...."

Succubus #2; "Right?! We need us a good ol' foster milf!!"

**HIGH FIVES EACH OTHER BUT MISSES**

by Thiccthighsavelives08 March 2, 2024

Milf

Mom I Love Fucking.
Someones mother that has a fat ass and is really hot.

A mother that is a (10/10).

Kate your mom is a milf 100%.

by ¿mamá caliente? September 20, 2022