He lurks in the shadows.
He stalks through the alleys.
He hides under tables and chairs.
He is...THE MIDGET NINGA.
And he owns the night!
He stalks through the alleys.
He hides under tables and chairs.
He is...THE MIDGET NINGA.
And he owns the night!
Hardened Criminal #1: Let us rob that old lady crossing the street.
Hardened Criminal #2: Look out! The Midget Ninga is here!
(the Midget Ninga mercilessly kicks their bollocks into next week)
Hardened Criminal #1: Ow! Now we shall be arrested, I suppose!
Hardened Criminal #2: Looks like!
(the police arrive and take them away)
Grateful Citizens: Thank you, Midget Ninga!
Hardened Criminal #2: Look out! The Midget Ninga is here!
(the Midget Ninga mercilessly kicks their bollocks into next week)
Hardened Criminal #1: Ow! Now we shall be arrested, I suppose!
Hardened Criminal #2: Looks like!
(the police arrive and take them away)
Grateful Citizens: Thank you, Midget Ninga!
by Daviddd June 8, 2005
Get the midget ninga mug.N. A person of small stature that is easily angered and will kill on command.
V. The action of knocking all the books out of a persons hand while pointing at them and laugh and in the process insulting their mother.
V. The action of knocking all the books out of a persons hand while pointing at them and laugh and in the process insulting their mother.
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by i hate u josh khan November 29, 2004
Get the midget mug.an evil place where parents put u.
some teachers give u something that says ur in trouble
cuz u should no what the hand book says!
MIDDEL SCHOOL=Deepest pit in hell
a shitwhole where everyone either thinks they are the best thing ever or
become suicidal. supposedly everyone is "equal", but in their head everyone is thinking they are better than everyone else. friendships are shallow and preps are eviler than satin him self.
when teachers say it's hard for them too, they're all lieing. they LOVE putting big marks all over ur paper.
some teachers give u something that says ur in trouble
cuz u should no what the hand book says!
MIDDEL SCHOOL=Deepest pit in hell
a shitwhole where everyone either thinks they are the best thing ever or
become suicidal. supposedly everyone is "equal", but in their head everyone is thinking they are better than everyone else. friendships are shallow and preps are eviler than satin him self.
when teachers say it's hard for them too, they're all lieing. they LOVE putting big marks all over ur paper.
Mom, don't make me go back to MIDDEL SCHOOL!
today. I'll be given wedgies and noogies and have my lunch money stolen!
today. I'll be given wedgies and noogies and have my lunch money stolen!
by adreana rush March 25, 2007
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the midget mafia wanted to fight me so i tied my arms behind my back so it would be n even fight..
the midget mafia tried to take my milk money cuz there bottles ran out..
the midget mafia tried to take my milk money cuz there bottles ran out..
by crizzzakie November 5, 2006
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