Mexican railroad

When you wrap your dick in a tortilla and she start sucking while moaning chop choo!

That shit was crazy how she do that Mexican railroad .

by Bootysmeller42069 July 10, 2017

Mexican Siphon

The art of getting ones dick sucked (preferably from a Canadian) while simultaneously having ones asshole sucked (preferably from a Mexican).

Canada was chugging my cock when all of the sudden I heard a knock at the door. Manuel barged in and began to suck my asshole with an airtight seal. At first I was confused, but soon I gently placed my hands on top of Canada's and Manuel's head, I smiled and whispered "Mexican Siphon".

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by Dubsack63 January 20, 2013

Mexican Starfish

When you cook a meal for your girlfriend using red-hot chilli pepper and chop it up without wearing any gloves, then despite washing your hands thoroughly - when you slip her a cheeky finger later that night whilst making love, she gets a strong burning sensation in her anus.

I cooked her a delicious meal, then accidentally gave her a Mexican Starfish so she dumped me.

by Perturbation April 26, 2019

Mexican Polo

Like regular polo, but using riding mowers and rakes instead.

Juan and Carlos were playing Mexican Polo earlier today.

by Atheistzilla June 10, 2013

mexican sunrise

A mexican sunrise sees you shitting on the toilet first thing in the morning, usually with a burning asshole

Boy, I had a real Mexican Sunrise after eating all that Tabasco pepperoni!

by Tony Aroma December 24, 2003

Mexican Bukkake

when a female OR male takes about 8 mexican cocks cumming on his/her face during an orgy

Aubrey got Mexican Bukkake last nite...wut a fag

by Branden Warner August 15, 2006

Mexican Shocker

A sexual act involving rubbing raw chili's all over your hands, and performing a shocker on a willing (or unwilling) participant.

I've had the clap before but nothing burns worse than a Mexican shocker!

by timbuc2 August 9, 2010