mason dissick

Cute little son of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott dissick

"Mason dissick is so cute"

by 1783trap May 26, 2015

mayonnaise spoon

noun; the act of cuddling after sexual intercourse without washing the genitals and/or bed linens.

"The difference between having sex and making love is the mayonnaise spoon."

"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."

"Mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them."

by gastroenterologist October 25, 2015

mayonnaise banana

When a guy's cum runs down the side of his dick and he tells the gorilla of his dreams to eat it like a banana.

Hey, Magilla, come eat this mayonnaise banana.

by someonewhosnotfunkevin July 14, 2017

Mayonnaise bong

To hit the mayonnaise bong, is to suck a cock until it cums.

Hit that mayonnaise bong.

by Killerzeek October 14, 2017

mason ennon

Gay faggot who only uses "ur mom" as a comeback

"that guy is such a mason ennon"

by Poppin B April 20, 2018

Mason Day

Taking the day off work (when others have managed to make it in) as a result of an incredibly light dusting of snow on the ground. Made popular in the U.K. as a result of hysteria from ‘yellow’ warnings broadcast by the BBC.

Louis: “Where’s Gavin?”

Stuart: “He’s having a Mason Day”

Louis: “But it’s not snowing!?”

Stuart: “.....”

by rdjm01 May 17, 2018

Mayonaisology

The study of mayonaise and mayonaise factors.

Is mayonaise an instument? Lets use Mayonaisology to answer that!

by 7H30NE May 29, 2018