Matt Lauer

An overpaid, creepy-looking douchebag who got away with trapping underlings in his office - until one of them helped send him on his permanent vacation. Probably the most unlikable morning show host in the history of television.
I don’t know how that disgusting Matt Lauer got this far in life. Just the thought of him pulling out his pecker makes me lose my appetite.
by The Real Canadian April 14, 2021
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Matt skube

« Matt skube? Hell yeah man. »
by iamanunknownperson September 10, 2022
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just matt

by choniejo April 13, 2019
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Matt groening’s

Something owned by Matt groening. Example: the simpsons, Futurama.
Person 1: Hey, did you see matt groening’s new series?

Person 2: Yes. I am a big fan
by maxsUDdefnitions June 10, 2021
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matt murphy

Matt Murphy's typically dont have many friends. They usually have younger brothers who are much cooler and are more slick with the ladies then Matt is. Most people feel bad for Matt
by zzzzzxxxxx December 07, 2016
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uncle matt

Ass kissing jerk who is the favorite of his mothers. We get it.

Weak shoulders.
That guy was kissing his moms ass...we should call him uncle Matt.
by Thimbleconfused January 02, 2019
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matt bencivango

matt bencivango is a big large man who sounds like a dying chicken. everytime he walks a child in africa dies . he has herpees aids and is hitlers son . he is pale like paper and has huge volcano acne . Don’t push his buttons though he is known for his anger management problems
Did you just mass murder the jews?
sorry i thought i was matt bencivango
by tristan villifuerete February 23, 2021
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