Monster Mash

When a man with a large member engages in intercourse with a hot petite female who is willing to take it in all holes.

"See that little bitch over there? We did the monster mash last weekend and she's still limping."

by Rockabilly March 10, 2009

Cookie Monster

See Ja Rule.

Ya sing for hoes and ya sound like the Cookie Monster

by G-Union May 6, 2003

cunt monster

noun. An unattractive woman with an unpleasant personality. A woman void of attractive characteristics.

My boss looks like an overweight troll doll that has been in the dryer with a dead dog for several days and she openly hates gay people. She is a cunt monster.

by Madame Mame March 23, 2011

monster minder

Someone who defends or protects massive or unruly pets.

Chuck: "Did you see that dude at the park with the huge Roti?"

P.B.: "Yup, he had tons of gear to control that MoFo, case he went apeshit on the

other poor unsuspecting pups there."

Chuck: "I know eh, the guy must me a "monster minder".

by nar August 26, 2014

Coast Monster

An arrogant and ignorant person who believes every inch of the United States that's not within 300 miles of the ocean is desolate wasteland.

Like a typical coast monster, Nathan had never been further inland than Sacramento.

by turaligo December 18, 2014

BANANA MONSTER

A person who has an insatiable craving for penis in their mouth. Hence, BANANA MONSTER.

That girl blew every guy on her team. She's a real banana monster!!

by blackbeltjones September 15, 2010

Vaj Monster

The Vaj Monster is said to be nothing but an old legend but some may say different its is said that the Vaj Monster is 8 stories tall and over 800 years old. Many people have thought have seen it in the atlantic swimming and sucking up innocent boats with its furry vertical mouth.

HOLY SHIT! its the Vaj Monster! RUN!!!

by Talbot a. Sanders February 18, 2009