Minge

Someone who is very cheeky and always avoiding their responsibilities. They are annoying and irritating in a shy and cute way.

Allen is such a minge (n.). He spent the whole weekend minging in bed (v.).

by Kobear69 January 27, 2024

Cheese Minge

A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!

The existence of 'Cheese Minge' is widely debated, just due to the obscurity of its character.

by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 4, 2023

Ninja minge

A woman sneaking under the radar and by not shaving her genitaler for over week.

Barry, your stubble would be like Velcro on an half shaven Ninja minge.

by Creative stupidity March 10, 2022

Ming ming nah nah

The text response to a mate who is completely spangled and sends you a nonsensical text message. It tells them that they are talking complete bollocks so rational replies aren't required

Hey, I was thinking on Saturday, No Friday what am I talking that we could nnnnnnnnsjdfjdfjdsdj

Ming Ming Nah Nah

by Olsburger September 7, 2016

Minging

a post jelq technique to limit one's desire to edge and or goon. The action involves inserting your recently jelqed penis into your own asshole. A Christmas ornament or bell must then be attached to the shaft of your penis to help deter from gooning/edging.

"Dude I just can't stop gooning. It's ruining relationships in my life."

"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"

by Sawseh March 6, 2024

dog minge

A vulgar term referring to someone who is smelly, hairy and ill kept. Essentially an insult

She was a right dog minge

by Gert McFadden January 6, 2021

bao ming

Hes like my pooki. He plays Valorant with me when no one else will :(. I call him bao bao cuz he's like a bao and he's also very bao. I like Bao ming hes my pooki. I love mi pookis. I'll be very upset if my pookis leave me. nooooo mi pookis :((.

Hai paullie :3

Meina: Bao ming can we play Val :3
Bao ming: Ok just ring me

Meina: OMIGOSH YAY!!!!

by meimei :3 January 31, 2025