by james fink January 3, 2010
Get the matt finkmug. An overpaid, creepy-looking douchebag who got away with trapping underlings in his office - until one of them helped send him on his permanent vacation. Probably the most unlikable morning show host in the history of television.
I don’t know how that disgusting Matt Lauer got this far in life. Just the thought of him pulling out his pecker makes me lose my appetite.
by The Real Canadian April 14, 2021
Get the Matt Lauermug. "yo, did you hear that stupid white guy playing an open g guitar with a slide singing like he is an african american with 50 years of opression behind him?"
"you mean that douche in the leather jacket singin about shepparton"
"yeah, thats blues matt, he is living shit"
"you mean that douche in the leather jacket singin about shepparton"
"yeah, thats blues matt, he is living shit"
by rhys_o May 4, 2005
Get the blues mattmug. by iamanunknownperson September 9, 2022
Get the Matt skubemug. matt bencivango is a big large man who sounds like a dying chicken. everytime he walks a child in africa dies . he has herpees aids and is hitlers son . he is pale like paper and has huge volcano acne . Don’t push his buttons though he is known for his anger management problems
by tristan villifuerete February 23, 2021
Get the matt bencivangomug. 
