Window-Licker

An offensive term meaning a retard, someone who licks windows.
Comes from when people with learning disablities etc go on coach trips, it is a common belief that they lick windows.

Random kid 1: *Falls over*
Random kid 2: God, you're such a window-licker!

by JeffIsGoingToHell August 20, 2009

lick my wick

A request to lick her clitoris

Clitoris is the penis belong to the female gender in embryology. However during the growth phase it evolve into a small one similar to the candle wick.

Hey before you start drilling, I want you to lick my wick.

Wheres your skill in licking my wick?

by RC Baylon February 2, 2007

Larsson lick job

The art of smearing peanut butter onto your balls, then sitting on the sofa with your pants around your ankles, whilst your girlfriend licks it off...and by girlfriend i mean bulldog.

'He laid back and stared at the ceiling while the bulldog lapped hungrily at the peanut butter covering his sweaty sack and exclaimed "oooh Buster, this is the best Larsson lick job i have ever had"

by 1982jefe April 23, 2009

glass-licker

Someone who is so intrested in you that if there was a peice of glass between the two of you, the other person would practically be licking the glass.

You can back up now and quit being a glass-licker

by Kimmie Lange November 25, 2007

butt licker

Backhanded term of endearment for a cat, based on the fact that they spend a lot of time washing and are often seen with one leg in the air, licking their butts.

Could also be used for a dog, though cats are more notorious butt lickers.

When calling your cats for feeding time: "Come and get it, you little butt lickers!"

by advs December 14, 2008

courtesy lick

When one finds oneself in a situation "south of the border" with a lady....and the "situation" is not a place you care to be. In other words, things are bad (ie. smell, presence of discharge, discolouration, etc.) - very bad. In such a case a "courtesy" lick is given to the area in question followed by a similar lick of the thumb and subsequent manual stimulation of the clitoris (w/ said thumb).

I started to go down on this chick and she was super hot." "However, the state of her genital region required the use of a courtesy lick.

by Lyle B. Berguson September 6, 2010

lick

1. To put your tounge on someone or something.
2. To beat someone up

1. Don't lick that, you don't know where it's been!
2. I'll give you a lickin' after school!

by where am i? February 14, 2005