Table Licker

A school shooter that licks tables.

"Lick this table."
"Okay."
"I can confirm that this is indeed a table licker."

by Rock made of slikels September 19, 2020

Table licker

A word for a person with a severe mental illness

child: Look at that table licker mom!
mother: dont talk about madi g like that!

by Dong lord 69 April 23, 2018

Table Licker

Phrase referring to a person who is so unable to refuse a dare, they will do anything, even lick a dirty table at a bar.

You should dare Beth to do it since you know she’s a table licker.

by HERX44 November 27, 2020

Table Licker

Phrase referring to someone so unable to refuse a dare, they are willing to do anything, including licking a dirty bar table

Don’t dare her to do that. She is such a table licker she might actually do it.

by HERX44 November 27, 2020

Foreskin licker

An insult used against people who are so fucking annoying that you feel a never ending urge to punch them in the face every time they speak

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FORESKIN LICKER"

by Aldis_bin_raider_296 December 13, 2021

Frog-licker

A person named, Adrieonna , who is hot as fuck, that licks her lesbian frog named Venus between her frog-legs.

Hey frog-licker, get over here and show me how good you are at using that tongue.

by The Frog-Licker September 07, 2020

Poop Licker

Someone who licks poop off a pole after getting their butt reamed. Normally also known as a Limpy Wristed Fag as they enjoy licking poop. They tend to not care that they are sucking poop as they have a pole in their mouth..

I think that fag is a poop licker.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023