Lewis is small and is a magnet to the girls he has a ginormous c*ck even though people think it’s small
Girl: hey
Lewis:hey
Girl: u got a small d*ck
Lewis:pulls down trousers
Girl: I’m my gosh y is it so big
Lewis:hey
Girl: u got a small d*ck
Lewis:pulls down trousers
Girl: I’m my gosh y is it so big
by Daddydayo November 23, 2021
Get the Lewismug. To charge two companies for a full days work in a single day while never turning up to either of them
Where did you work today Alan?
Mate chucked a Lewie today with King and Allied, I've been in the shed all day, very nice.
Mate chucked a Lewie today with King and Allied, I've been in the shed all day, very nice.
by three1six August 28, 2020
Get the Lewiemug. Fingers of a god, he can give any girl a good time. Siri cannot pronounce his name as he is too powerful. Any Lewis burghams will destroy you with a bow the Sagittarius wanker
by Vikkstonk456 June 17, 2016
Get the lewis burghammug. Lewis Boatswain, heh a name that makes no sense.
The name "Lewis" means "renowned, famous battle", and boatswain means a number of things, most notably "a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew". So tell me this, Lewis Boatswains of the world, how can you be a:
Renowned, famous battle a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew.
Exactly you can't, because you're a walking contradiction.
The name "Lewis" means "renowned, famous battle", and boatswain means a number of things, most notably "a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew". So tell me this, Lewis Boatswains of the world, how can you be a:
Renowned, famous battle a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew.
Exactly you can't, because you're a walking contradiction.
by TantiPraenuntiaFabam May 7, 2022
Get the Lewis Boatswainmug. The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
by 969-696 February 19, 2024
Get the John Lewis Teaspoonmug. Destined to become a pro Rainbow Six Siege player one day. Known for his insane aim and reaction time.
by N1SS4N GTR March 26, 2020
Get the Lewis Whitehousemug. For gods sake Phillip! I cant believe this... this is so lewis blount. You couldn’t get more lewis blount than this. You’ve made this into so much more of a lewis blount than it needs to be!
by Bitchfit.com October 2, 2020
Get the Lewis Blountmug.