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lesbian penguin

A female penguin who is a lesbian so it fucks other female penguins so it's kinda like a human lesbian
Male penguin:woah look at that penguin she's hot

Friend of male penguin:don't dude that's a lesbian penguin

Male penguin:FUCK
by Poatatoman69 December 22, 2019
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lesbian midnight

aka 9pm
what? you're going home already. yup, it's already 9:30pm, well past lesbian midnight. see you at brunch.
by inthefog November 6, 2019
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fuckboy lesbian

a really hot gay girl who probably talks to a lot of girls
she is probably a fuckboy lesbian....
by frenchfrenxh December 28, 2016
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lesbian hangover

1. When a stright woman , wakes up with a lesbian in her bed.
Wow I woke up with a lesbian hangover this morning!
by Whiteguy909 January 21, 2018
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Lesbian Nana

A Lesbian Nana is a word for a lady of later years who is a grandmother, nanny, nana who likes to drink from the furry cup and have relations with other Ladies
by ratrabbitpig August 10, 2023
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Socks lesbian

A particularly frumpy, average-looking Irish woman in her 30s or 40s. Usually has a fondness for wearing faded t-shirts featuring logos of bygone music festivals, ill-fitting boot-cut jeans and hoodies. Tends to drink pints of Guinness and eat copious amounts of processed pork products. Alongside the staple music of choice, The Saw Doctors, the typical socks lesbian also listens to middle-of-the-road music such as Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, The Eagles etc.
Tom: Jesus! There's a serious smell of ham and Guinness farts in here!
Gerry: Yeah, sure the Saw Doctors are playing tonight. The place is full of socks lesbians!
by Cabage_master November 20, 2018
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Lesbian time

Lesbian time goes faster than straight time.
1:7 ratio
Also see: bisexual time
Straight girl #1: how long have you been dating your gf for?
Lesbian: 7 months
Straight girl #2: I thought it was only 1 month
Lesbian: no, lesbian time
by Spicy.dino March 8, 2021
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