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Lauren shell rock

a woman who finds rocks in the jungle and picks out the perfect one to thrust up her pussy and once its all the way in squirts it out at rapid speeds. this rock has been hiding for years but a young lad named gabinson has been on a search for the lost rock. once he finds it he will find her and demonstrate how to do it properly.
hey gabinson have u seen the lauren shell rock
by daddy slayer 34523 March 27, 2024
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Lauren

Extremely annoying. Has YN complex. Also extremely short and tends to not have eyebrows. Tends to be too preppy for existence
Person 1: Ugh Lauren is coming over
Person 2: quick, hide. I don’t want to talk to Lauren.
by Supervenom May 1, 2023
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Lauren

A girl who might be hot, but You probably hate them because they are so stupid. They usually hold grudges over small things for a very long time.
Damn Lauren is hot, but she makes me question why I don’t end it.
by Sleepy joe April 12, 2020
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Laurening

1. To engage in nonsensical activities that end up with results contradictory to premeditated objectives; 2. To sub-consciously push your life's emotional problems onto others while simultaneously victimizing yourself, insisting that others are the lone source of your issues.
Coined after Lauren Graham and other "reality" T.V. series actresses, this action verb may be used in many ways, such as: After laurening around, not only had I lost the respect and/ or pity of my friends, I had again created a "fresh start" in life; Laurening around has caused injury to myself, both physical and emotional.
by masterkonn98 January 16, 2014
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Lauren The Kool Kid

She dat type of person in class that everyone can just vibe with no matter who you are she a REAL vibe
Hey that new kid must be a Lauren The Kool Kid
by wee tod February 7, 2020
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Lauren Peacock

Biggest Hoe In chadwell Heath she often smokes cannabis and sucks on mandems dicks
Lauren Peacock is a hoe, her best friend benèt is a grey ting.
by Pseudonym00000000 October 15, 2020
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Ralph Lauren

A company that is known for their quality and prestige. However, has recently been sending its stuff to outlets (which brings down the reputation). They also have a wide variety of stuff, from casual shirts, to button down vests, and dress shirts.
The man was wearing a Azul blue Ralph Lauren vest to the job interview.
by Happy facer boi March 20, 2022
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