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Mao Tse Lung

A viral flu-like infection in humans, which targets the lungs, and is caused by the SARS-COV-2 virus. Originally detected in Wuhan, China. Also known as COVID19 and Flu Manchu.
I can’t go to work. I think I have Mao Tse Lung.
by Sebarket@gmail.com September 17, 2021
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Whistleblower's lung

Whistleblower's lung is a Medical Condition that occurs to whistleblowers who report on large corporations and governmental malpractice, war-crimes and corruption.

Whistleblower's lung occurs suddenly into otherwise healthy people a few days of leaking information that exposes a institution or organisation in a negative way.

Whistleblower's lung can be characterized by the following:
Rapid onset deterioration of lung tissue, Rapid and sudden changes in weight. Sudden, unexplained suicide in mentally well, happy and motivated whistleblowers.
First coined by Moist Critical.
"Did you hear about what happened to Joshua Dean? He caught Whistleblower's lung"
"Boeing is fucking evil"
by _Shmeegiod May 3, 2024
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Jinga Tong Lung

You Feel like a Jinga Tong Lung and it’s time to enjoy this moment Because once you see a Jinga Tong Lung You wanna do this forever. Sometimes when the moment is Right You say Jinga Tong Lung as a Form of Happiness. To bring the happiness spirits in your disposal This is truly a Jinga Tong Lung Moment
Watch out Bro! , Can’t you see I’m tryna have a Jinga Tong Lung Over Here!”

“I can’t anymore with this Jinga Tong Lung Shit anymore You say this everyday we don’t even have Sex anymore!”
by MackATony January 28, 2026
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The brown-eyed lung

The act of self inhaling smoke into one's butthole, similar to a butt chug,and shotgunning it into another individuals mouth.
Dude, we tried the brown-eyed lung this morning before work, she sucked down a cigarette with here anus and then blew it in my mouth, shitting on my face by accident.
by Dirty Nate the Great February 11, 2026
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You stick a disposable weed vape in someone’s asshole, and then pull a hit from said cart while the asshole farts. This in turn causing you to smoke a fart, as the air taken in from the cart acts as a straw.
Yeah I gave him that Massachusetts Apple Cider Lung
by Starseekerrrrr March 13, 2026
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Lady Nagant's longshot

An act of which a male attempts to urinate into a toilet or urinal by standing from afar and shouting "KAINA TSUTSUMI!".

This is because in My Hero Academia, Lady Nagant/Kaina Tsutsumi is the Japan's most prominent sharpshooter.
"What in the world was Justin shouting in the bathroom earlier...?"

"I heard him yell 'Kaina Tsutsumi' really loud in there"

"Ah... you mean the classic Lady Nagant's Longshot"
by Cornerbacking November 26, 2025
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go commit air not entering lung area

lj: u r an idiot im the best!!1!
Tq: go commit air not entering lung area you retarded 3 year old
by How1dare1you September 8, 2018
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