rubber band kitty

When your cat lays down before your feet as if saying "pet me please" and stretches it's whole body out like a rubber band

Every time I come home my rubber band kitty is waiting for me to pet her.

by kittysaurusrex September 29, 2010

kitty-castration

Testicular theaving of the 3rd degree.
Taking of a kittens testicle.
A delicasy in china.

Kitty-castration also known as gettint a kitty fixed.

by Stony/Shaggy January 8, 2005

hello kitty fever

The lesbian attraction to cute Asian girls

Oh my god, I have hello kitty fever.

by Missgrey June 30, 2016

Bald Kitty

bare fanny

shes got a bald kitty

by yea that one July 20, 2018

smack the kitty

an extreme trampoline manover that requires the daredevil to land a back flip and then flail legs around wildly three times, followed by a drunken noodle.
other tricks include...
the cat woman
bird flip
hit by a cannon ball
and
extreme transmorthathon, which is for professionals only

"let's go smack the kitty"
"you want to smack the kitty with kyle?"
"BOOM!--AHHHHH!"

by kknelson April 7, 2008

kitty killer

anyone who masturbates!

everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten. If you masturbate then you ARE a kitty killer :

by emily_XTC August 2, 2008

kitty bear

an animal that usually has one horn. it is VERY ugly. it can be found galloping through fields with sophies

"hey tessa, look at that!"
"what the fuck is that?!"
"why, a kitty bear of course!"

by Kittybear22 April 26, 2008