Person A: "Have you seen jaxson"
Person B: "oh, the average looking guy who's high-key an asshole to compensate for his lack of dick"
Person B: "oh, the average looking guy who's high-key an asshole to compensate for his lack of dick"
by OliviaHasABiggerCockThanJaxson October 26, 2018
Get the Jaxson mug.He is a very shy person who likes to masturbate a lot. Sometimes he likes to play around and touch other people. HE may seem creepy at first but he is very talkative even though he talks in a monotonous voice. He jacks off once in the morning and at the night to the girl he is completely crushing over! TAYLOR! Overall, very nice guy but is kinda creepy.
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by m to tha deezy July 6, 2010
Get the jawsome mug.1. Someone who'll look you in the eyes while you spider poop.
2. Knows exactly how to tell a fart joke.
3. A blumpkin friendly friend.
2. Knows exactly how to tell a fart joke.
3. A blumpkin friendly friend.
1. I spider pooped with Jason yesterday, he was on top. His eyes are so blue.
2. Jason told a fart joke.
3. Jason poops easier when receiving a blumpkin.
2. Jason told a fart joke.
3. Jason poops easier when receiving a blumpkin.
by buttjed February 3, 2010
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Get the Jawsome mug.An achieved level of greatness so potent, that it becomes dangerous to swim or wade in nearby waters. Hence the "JAWS"ome, paying homage to the famous, giant shark.
In street culture, jawsome is usually tagged with a drawing of a shark that bears a resemblance to Brobee from Yo Gabba Gabba. It was speculated that it was how the roaming inner-city tropes of retards marked their territory, but now scholars believe that it's just the stupidest fucking thing ever.
In street culture, jawsome is usually tagged with a drawing of a shark that bears a resemblance to Brobee from Yo Gabba Gabba. It was speculated that it was how the roaming inner-city tropes of retards marked their territory, but now scholars believe that it's just the stupidest fucking thing ever.
You're jawsome.
There's been a recent increase in shark attacks because you're jawsome.
Don't do anything too jawsome, or the daycare field trip to the beach might end in a watery grave.
There's been a recent increase in shark attacks because you're jawsome.
Don't do anything too jawsome, or the daycare field trip to the beach might end in a watery grave.
by senior randy January 26, 2012
Get the Jawsome mug.To jason is when you secretly video tape a girl having sex with you in your childhood bedroom as a 45 year old balding fat dude..
wow he did a jason!
That girl has no idea what she is in for..
yeah shes gonna be another internet hit..
That girl has no idea what she is in for..
yeah shes gonna be another internet hit..
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