e-jerking

Online jerking each other off

I wanted to have an e-jerking session with him on Skype, but he wasn't online.

by JohnDors December 21, 2016

jerk-opoly

when someone playing a monopoly-like board game (monopoly,life,or mario party) does everything to hinder you in every way and targets you specifically for either jail time or a turn-loss.

me: YOU BASTARD!!!
that guy: Hey, thats why they call it jerk-opoly

by xplodingbrain May 13, 2008

pussy jerking

A male with no dick "jerking off"

Nick loves pussy jerking. He has no dick

by Pussyjerker July 18, 2017

Georgia Jerk

A hand job from a girl named Georgia. Also a new form of dance incorporating twerking and the harlem shake.

You know that girl from the british land? Ya. She gave me the Georgia Jerk XD

by The Ginge -_- April 26, 2014

e-jerk

A jerk, but located primarily in the online domain.

They've hacked the website again. What an e-jerk.

by Waccces January 1, 2013

Slurp and Jerk

On a bifurcated penis, performing a blow job on one side, while performing a handjob on the other side.

I can’t wait for this bifurcation to heal so I can get a good slurp and jerk!

by SteffenHawking July 27, 2019

Jerking Rec

A person who waste time during prison recreational time.

Hey man, stop jerking rec, and give me the weight bench.

Stop jerking rec and move your chess piece.

by Spookadeen December 9, 2021