jailem

likes mcdonalds and doritos

person 1:"wheres jailem?"
person 2:"at mcdonalds"

by imaryan May 18, 2022

jailekah

A very nice and gorgeous girl. She is very caring and is loved by all of her friends.

"Hey, you know Jailekah"
"Yes! I love her so much!"

by raye0420 May 27, 2022

Jailina

She is an amazing human inside and out. she is so unique that no one can even try to be her. she is beautiful in every way and people wish that they had her, they were her, and they could be like her, but they can’t. She is small and petite but mighty and feisty and no one can ever break her, and if they try to knock her down she will float before she touches the ground, lighting placing her toes on the floor and strutting like she was never touched. She is an amazing friend and and even better girlfriend. She will hold you and make sure you are comfortable, she will make sure you never fall but if you mess up she is gone and that’s the biggest loss you will have in your life. She is so strong and she has came so far. No one is as strong as her. Everyone wishes they had a jailina.

Damn, i wish i had jailina in my life.

by BBLAXEL June 4, 2022

Jailboi

A person with the most trust in everybody and a good person. A master at Nintendo games and beat his friends.

Jailboi ur a jew

by Jailboi July 29, 2022

JAILHOUSE MAMA

It’s when you squeeze someone’s upper knee and it results in a tickle. Also usually you get kicked in the stomach because many people do not appreciate the jailhouse mama.

“man mars got jailhouse mama’d so bad he won’t let me near his knee.”

by pix3lcats August 6, 2022

Jailhouse Rock

The warden threw a party in the county jail
The prison band was there and they began to wail
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang
The whole rhythm section was a purple gang
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Number 47 said to number three
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, Rock, Rock
Sad Sack was sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin' all alone
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square
If you can't find a partner, use a wooden chair"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake

No one's lookin', now's the chance to make a break"
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock-

by Death Menace April 5, 2023

Jailblasting

When you having sex with a women and then you flip her over and proceed to destroy her ass with an increasing number of fingers till she's crying.

Bro I had Stacy over this Saturday and totally convinced her to do some jailblasting till she was crying. She said she'll be back on Wednesday

by Suicidal thots April 6, 2023