An act of cumming on a girls face, but before doing so, you slap a Super Mario mustache on her giving her a concussion, then proceeding to dump hot coffee on her, finally, you add your cream the mix
Bro I got with Tiffany the other night. We got back to my place and I threw her around like a muppet, busted her head open on the door, then i gave her the old Italian coffee maker, just to show her my heritage.
by Peeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn February 20, 2021
Get the Italian coffee makermug. The old women, and sometimes men, who sit and watch the neighborhood all day and fill you in on gossip and keep an eye out for shady characters
by JohnnyJack August 26, 2017
Get the italian security systemmug. When you fuck someone in the ass and spunk on their back and splash your cock in the puddle. Only works on italians.
by FatassCurls July 29, 2019
Get the Italian noodle soupmug. by Yugyps July 7, 2021
Get the Italian hot tubmug. by TravisBrann September 8, 2016
Get the Italian throwing starmug. A yeast infection that occurs from garlic, or a similar Italian vegetable or herb. Passing it from the juice or residue on any given body part, and then transferred through sexual contact, causing a yeast infection.
Man, when I made dinner for my wife last night, I got a lot of garlic juice on my fingers and ended up giving her an Italian yeast infection after I had her in the bedroom.
by fetusbob August 6, 2022
Get the Italian Yeast Infectionmug. A guy from Italian decent, has the food, family values, the good hair, good looks, and the romance. A low key Italian is the perfect guy because they don't have the many girlfriends, they want a relationship, and he knows how to treat a woman.
by Heyitskk August 13, 2017
Get the low key italianmug.