Italian christmas donkey

Unwanted butt play from an Italian on christmas
Lastnnight doninic gave me an italian christmas donkey
by Bitch 599 December 26, 2017
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Italian coffee maker

An act of cumming on a girls face, but before doing so, you slap a Super Mario mustache on her giving her a concussion, then proceeding to dump hot coffee on her, finally, you add your cream the mix
Bro I got with Tiffany the other night. We got back to my place and I threw her around like a muppet, busted her head open on the door, then i gave her the old Italian coffee maker, just to show her my heritage.
by Peeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn February 20, 2021
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Italian anal beads

An Italian anal bead is when you put leftover meatballs and spaghetti up your ass.
Guy 1: When's your dolmio day?
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!
by Topboonter March 29, 2020
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italian security system

The old women, and sometimes men, who sit and watch the neighborhood all day and fill you in on gossip and keep an eye out for shady characters
Oh, I'm not overly worried about someone messing with my bike, I've got the Italian security system
by JohnnyJack August 25, 2017
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when you don’t want to send a picture to an Italian guy and he doesn't know how to quit when you ask him to.

These Italian guys asking for pictures will most likely suck at english. You have to put the **in italian accent** behind it because they wont understand it otherwise.

You probably have to repeat no around 6 times before you can use this method. Remember to only use this when all hope is lost.
“Send pic, baby”
“ no, I just got carrotted

“Please send nice pic baby”
“Onononono no picture! **in Italian accent**”
by Notice_me_senpai July 04, 2020
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Italian paint job

When one is walking with microwaved pasta, trips and throws pasta all over ones wall
Stephen fell down the stairs with leftovers, leaving an Italian paint job for his mom to clean up
by Dilfdaddychewski January 19, 2023
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Italian hot tub

When a male ejaculates into someone else’s belly button and leaves it to marinate.
Yo, I just tried the Italian hot tub with my girl the other night. She dumped me dude.
by Yugyps July 08, 2021
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