Irish Flag

A single of line of 3 distinctly separated substances.

In the following order from left to right:

1) 15mg percoset (green)
2) cocaine (white)
3) 5mg valium (orange)

The Irish flag is a tribute to all counties.

by Johnnymad October 23, 2007

irish breakfast

Guinness and raw oysters, preferably both as fresh as possible.

We woke up, went out on the oyster boat and had a fine Irish breakfast before going home to beat the kids some more.

by Stuph July 16, 2004

Irish Creamsicle

When your having sex with a girl, you pull out right before you bust, and bust into your hand, then slap her with it.

That sex was horrible so I gave her an Irish Creamsicle

by AlbacrazyHoswazie September 17, 2010

Irish mudslide

The act of two sexual partners laying on their backs and placing their butts in the air, then releasing fecal matters onto one another's chest and face.

Ben, the leprechaun, got so drunk last night that he passed out after participating in an Irish mudslide leaving shit and used condoms on his chest and face- TFM.

by wet face July 31, 2011

Irish sleepover

After a night of extremely heavy drinking at the local bar you begin your long stumble home, only to find yourself on the neighbors lawn awakened by only by their garden hose.

GUY 1: Where's Ryan been lately?
GUY 2: Ever since that bitch dumped him hes been having a lot of Irish sleepovers.
Or
Honey get the hose theres an Irish Sleepover on our lawn.

by CL Jojack March 22, 2009

Irish Lapdog

When a girl is blowing you, pulls your cock out of her mouth at the last minute and collects all of your jizz in her hands, and then makes you look her in the eye as she hungrily laps all of the spum off of her hands and swallows it down.

I couldn't believe it! I was on my first date with Fray and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!

by one_timer99 December 19, 2008

Irish Storytelling

An aimless, meandering, stream-of-consciousness narrative form rife with circumstantial details that ultimately dominate the principal plot and serve as jarring segues between thematically unrelated acts.

Person A: Hey man, whats up?
Person B: My life is so tragic. This one time I went fishing with my dad all day and we didn't catch a fish between us and then I pissed my pants. Then I saw an octopus."
A: That story was all over the place!

B: No it wasn't. I did eat a chocolate bar too.
A: Nigga, you are great at Irish Storytelling.

by Dr Auts April 10, 2015