idiot boyfriend

an idiot boyfriend that texts his girlfriends best friend saying that he would like to fuck her and gang bang his girlfriend

boy: hey do you want to fuck
Friend: i thought you had a girlfriend
boy: i do, thats ok we can gang bang her later
girlfriend: you are such an idiot boyfriend

by shinew January 8, 2012

Professional idiot

Born out of need to describe define a specific typ of conservetiv media talking head,

that rant and rave with little care about the arguments they are making.

Ben Shapiro is well paid professional idiot

by Sha ya January 8, 2020

Bozo Idiot

a super dumb, stupid or foolish person. someone who acts ridiculous.

Not only are you a bozo, but you're also a idiot.
Basically a nice way of saying someone is acting retarded/is retarded.

"bro, what the fuck, you're a bozo idiot."
"dude, Mr. Chalk is a bozo Idiot"

by Mr. Abdul May 26, 2023

idiot shivers

A full body shiver that occurs immediately after doing something really stupid that should result in serious injury or death, but without any negative consequences. Often occurs while driving.

After running the red light and nearly getting t-boned by a semi, I immediately felt idiot shivers.

by Foole May 21, 2006

collective of idiots

Colloquially known as society.

Society is a collective of idiots.

by noper64 March 6, 2016

naive idiot

A person who is extremely clueless about the real world and has very few functioning brain cells. This can be due their also idiotic naive parents (it’s hereditary). Most commonly aged 11-45. This person seriously has no idea how stupid they are. It’s almost impossible to not laugh at how dumb this person truly is. There catchphrases can include “huh” and “what?”.

Mr Blank: Make sure you bring in a piece of paper for the testing tomorrow.

Naive idiot: Huh? What do you mean we were supposed to bring in a paper?

by gutted that bitch June 5, 2022

American Idiot

This phrase was coined and publicized by the once cool punk band Green Day. Though it is often thought of as the "all-american" republican, it was really given a new meaning by all the followers of the song. Now, the term is more fitting to those who think that Green Day stuck up to "the man" when recording this CD, although they became extremely commercialized, and ultimately conformed to the capatalist society they were singing against. If you don't realize this, and you love the album, you're an american idiot.

So the other day, these hella conservative rednecks came up to my car and wanted to tell me how bringing a republican back into presidency would help us find jesus, so I just cranked up my American Idiot CD in their face and sped off.

Dude, YOU are the American Idiot

by SeaGirl October 18, 2008