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That's fine --- I love apples

What you smilingly reply when someone says, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away".
Children with a sweet tooth are not so likely to say, "That's fine --- I love apples" as kiddos who have been raised on a whole-foods diet.
by QuacksO March 10, 2021
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I Love You but Fuck You

A feeling that comes to fruition after being involved in a relationship that holds you up or mistreats you in one way or another.

Be it toxic behavior, mismatching personalities, or for another example, someone might say "I love you but fuck you" if they feel deeply attached to their partner but are frustrated by a repeating pattern of broken promises or actions that hurt the relationship.
Man, I don't even know what I want anymore. I just want her to be happy.

Sometimes, I just wanna say .. "I Love You but Fuck You".
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Trixie walks in a club
Trixie sees a gay person
Trixie- I love your ax wound you fucking whore!!!
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I love csgo

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i love you

said by people who want to do nothing but hurt you.
‘i love you’ boy stfu no u don’t.
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i love my poops!!!

*yogi walks in*
Sophia: i love my poops!!!
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I love Malik Forever

So let's ask me how did it happen? or how did it begin? Because I am completely clueless, but I know I love Malik forever. Here are some of the aspects that stood out to me. He is just so damn cool, like he would do insane stuff for you. And I am also crazy enough to write him hundreds and hundreds of paragraphs just for him to understand how much I love him. I am not the TYPE OF WOMAN to be clingy. I repeat, I AM NOT!! But why is it that now he is my boyfriend? I swear

I can't - STOP MYSELF from worshiping for his love. I love that man; I can't stop obsessing over him. Why? Because he is so adorable in every little thing he does, and I fall in love with every slang he uses. He is so immature that I want to keep and protect him forever. He is so fragile; I can't let him get hurt because he is my baby, and I would do anything for him. This Man Drives me crazy not only that he drives me crazy, but he always drives crazy he drives like he has a second life. But I'm ready to crash with him whatsoever! If I can describe the scene, how crazy he is, It would be how Joker drove his car and Harley was his Passenger seat princess included that maniac laughs. I love looking into his eyes when he talks about our future because they dazzle a lot. *MY heart screams* One thing I can say is that how could I not fall for him? He is someone who will always be there for me. And the most attractive thing about him is that he will never give up on me. That's why I LOVE MALIK FOREVER!!!!
HIM: Would you die for me?

ME: YES-

HIM: Actually would you live for me?

ME: YES!! with you

*Answer with no hesitation because I love Malik forever and that's eternity.*
by Obsessed with him March 7, 2023
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