Horny Court

Where all horny people get a fair trial before going to horny jail.
A horny lawyer is always present.

horny court

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

hopeless horny

A hopeless horny is someone that will do or say anything to get head or laid

jack: this girl said she would give me head if i payed her anddd give her a ride to her bfs house

jack’s friends: ohhh no you’re being a hopeless horny rn

by himynameisjack717 May 30, 2022

horny maru

Nickname of USS HORNET

I served on the Horny Maru

by Derpy Dreadnought December 31, 2022

HORNY CRINGE

if you are reading this, i assume you already know what it is, becuse you just want to see people call out everyone that's made horny cringe on this website , its basicly when someone trys to be horny but fails

HORNY CRINGE IS THIS WEBSITE JUST SEARCH SOMETHING AND YOU WILL SEE

by someone else thats not u February 9, 2021

The Horny Bunny

The alter ego of The Dirty Bunny

Though it is already implied that The Dirty Bunny is horny, sometimes it’s nice having an alter ego

Dante: Woah is that The Dirty Bunny

Warlo: Can’t you read it says The Horny Bunny

Dante: Nah man that’s The Dirty Bunny’s alter ego

Warlo: Yooooo that’s sick

by The Dirty Bunny May 8, 2021

Horny for food

Like being food horny, but a more extreme desire to eat anything that tastes good.

guy 1: bro im horny for food, i'll literally eat anything

guy 2: wanna go get some take away?

by Mister-O-Podian December 2, 2020

horny hypnosis

Horny hypnosis is when you literally jerk off to anything and everything while horny. Like, literally anything. Anything from My Little Pony sex all the way to some dark web bondage nugget porn

Dave: Dude, last night I rubbed one out to some really weird shit.. I don't know what got over me...

Paul: Bro, what you had was a bad case of horny hypnosis

by Purplebedsheets June 17, 2019