Rusty Curtain Hook

During felatio, the felatee reaches across the back of the felator, inserts their middle finger into the felator’s anus and lifts them up, thereby suspending them in mid-air like a curtain hanging from a hook.

She was merrily giving me a blow job when I surprised her by reaching over and giving her a rusty curtain hook.

by Russ T Curtainhook January 26, 2020

rondo hook up

Making out with a girl but only getting to 1st base. You are rounding the bases towards 2nd and you get denied.

So how did your date go?
It was decent.
Did you hook up?
Rondo hook up only.
Oh, you suck.

by The Inch May 6, 2014

mind hook up

A mind hook up, is the mental, visual interpretation of yourself hooking up with another person. A mind hook up is meant to be done discreetly, but things can quickly become out of control.

Girl 1: I can't help it i mind hook up with him every time i walk into math.

Girl 2: Don't worry about it girly, that boy is scrumptious.

by ENZO_5 October 15, 2010

practice hook up

A hook up (usually for virgin or inexperienced person) to have sexual intercourse with another person to practice it before doing it with there significant other. Mainly to ease their mind about sucking at it.

"If your scared she won't like it then have a practice hook up."

by Morgan Martin March 9, 2017

Ringing off the hook

When your phone gets a shitload of calls.

Person 1: My phone was ringing off the hook at work today!

by TheGamer675 January 8, 2018

philidelphia meat hook

When a man/woman is giving you slow sensual head and before you climax you reach up with your finger curled in the shape of a hook you pick him/her up by the butthole

Dude I totally gave Cindy a Philidelphia Meat Hook last night.

by teleTUBBZZ June 12, 2017

Double treble hooked

When a lover falls very much in love and is obsessed with their love. Reference is to fishing and when both treble hooks are in the fish's mouth, you don't need a net to haul fish into boat.

I'm a telling you Harley, that Carol has double treble hooked John and he's so strung out on her, she's a haulin' him in. Ain't love weird.

double treble hooked, love, enamored, head over heels

by r3dcut March 8, 2016