Hickatash

Noun :the word used to describe "hicks" or "rednecks" and the stupid/idiotic events that contain or entertain them.

you + friend see a drunken group of hicks laughing at gay men and talking about their hot second cousins

you: "the fuck is this shit?"
friend: "that my friend is hickatash bullshit."
you: .....facepalm..

by BunnyXx August 20, 2012

Hacksackery

Noun: encompassing the fine art of hacky-sack and related activities

'After a few beverages, the crew were well and truly keen for some hacksackery"

by Yeech April 11, 2012

hickey bomb

When someone surprise hickey's you.

That asshole just hickey bombed me. Effffffff

by yellowleaf September 28, 2012

hacksess

Unwanted and usually illegal access into a secure network by an unauthorized person or persons.

Tom and his friends would frequently hacksess secure sites just to see if they could do it.

by Sarmajor October 10, 2013

hick fixing

When two red necks are set up on a date. Either by a mutual acquaintance or online dating site.

Did you hear about Billy Ray and Paula Sue?
Yeah, they make a fine couple.
That's some fine hick fixing goin' on there.

by JezDrag January 28, 2014

Hickey tender

A word created by mistake it is a hickey the size of a chicken tender

Aye girl let me give you a hickey tender on your tits

by Jayxsly May 5, 2014

hickeyinvestoreroticscience

A highly theoretical branch of the sciences which analyses the affects of hickeys on the return profile of various investment instruments. Applications have been seen in the London private equity real estate sector. A fundamental attribute of the theory is the notion that a tactfully placed hickey on an investor operating within said asset class has been known to demonstrate a positive correlation with above-market investment decisions.

Person 1: "Is that a hickey?"
Person 2: "Ofcourse it is. I have a big meeting today and am thinking about applying some hickeyinvestoreroticscience to sway the outcome of the meeting in my favor with a carefully placed hickey."
Person 1: "Ofcourse! What a great idea!"

by Smurf_Hickey April 24, 2014