1 definition by Smurf_Hickey
A highly theoretical branch of the sciences which analyses the affects of hickeys on the return profile of various investment instruments. Applications have been seen in the London private equity real estate sector. A fundamental attribute of the theory is the notion that a tactfully placed hickey on an investor operating within said asset class has been known to demonstrate a positive correlation with above-market investment decisions.
Person 1: "Is that a hickey?"
Person 2: "Ofcourse it is. I have a big meeting today and am thinking about applying some hickeyinvestoreroticscience to sway the outcome of the meeting in my favor with a carefully placed hickey."
Person 1: "Ofcourse! What a great idea!"
Person 2: "Ofcourse it is. I have a big meeting today and am thinking about applying some hickeyinvestoreroticscience to sway the outcome of the meeting in my favor with a carefully placed hickey."
Person 1: "Ofcourse! What a great idea!"
by Smurf_Hickey April 24, 2014