Ian Hawke

Creator of life. An absolute sigma standing at 5'7" with several trillions in the bank that he acquired via abusing chipmunks and tax evasion. He mogs with Ice Spice daily and they often snack on each others foreskin. This is what makes him such a skibidi.

If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.

When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.

"I told you Dave, I never lose" - Ian Hawke 5281BC

by Ogobogga April 27, 2024

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Hawk Tuah

The worst thing you could ever say and/or mention to anybody ever.

Boy: will you ever give me that hawk tuah?

Girl: shut the fuck up

by proud pussy eater June 30, 2024

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Hawk Tuzz

Hawk tuah huzz

You bruzz look at those hawk Tuzz.

by Skibidigooner December 20, 2024

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Mike Hawk

Mike Hawk is so hard to beat in dat skate 3 race..... get it haha funny

another way to say my cock cuz mike hawk makes the same sound as my cock basically

by midasxd July 24, 2021

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Esahac ( ES-HAWK)

A tall light skin with curly hair. Prolly from Africa, like Ethiopia, Sudan or Somalia. A kind perosn with straight A’s!

“ I’m feeling really Esahac ( ES-HAWK) today

by Yo shi June 2, 2024

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Hawk Tuahphylum

Hawk Tuahphylum could describe a mythical class or group of beings embodying the qualities of a hawk—watchful, strategic, and strong—and blessed with fortune or favor. These beings might be guardians or protectors, distinguished by their shared traits of luck and agility.

You're a Hawk Tuahphylum

by NaashvilleMoney November 2, 2024

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