by Mister-O-Podian December 2, 2020
Get the Horny for foodmug. Horny hypnosis is when you literally jerk off to anything and everything while horny. Like, literally anything. Anything from My Little Pony sex all the way to some dark web bondage nugget porn
Dave: Dude, last night I rubbed one out to some really weird shit.. I don't know what got over me...
Paul: Bro, what you had was a bad case of horny hypnosis
Paul: Bro, what you had was a bad case of horny hypnosis
by Purplebedsheets June 17, 2019
Get the horny hypnosismug. A man who's very horny and wants to fuck, not only you and me, but also everyone else...
Beware the horny man.
Beware the horny man.
by Ilovecumandcheese. September 20, 2022
Get the Horny manmug. A female who is not really attractive (5 or below on the scale) who you swiped right on on Tinder, because you were really horny and you lowered you standards because you just wanted someone to put your penis in their mouth. Usually you match with her some hours later when you're no longer horny and proceed to un-match with her before any of your buds can give you shit.
"Hey look, I got a match on Tinder *proceeds to check match's profile* Damn she's ugly, must've been a Horny Swipe"
Jake: *Notices Kyle looking at Tinder* Whoa there Kyle, I didn't know you were a chubby chaser
Kyle: Nah man, she was a Horny Swipe. Let me delete her real quick
Jake: *Notices Kyle looking at Tinder* Whoa there Kyle, I didn't know you were a chubby chaser
Kyle: Nah man, she was a Horny Swipe. Let me delete her real quick
by barge_lalls69 September 14, 2021
Get the Horny Swipemug. When someone acts horny towards another person but, depending on how the other person reacts, they will either change what they mean to make it seem not horny or continue being horny
P-1 "I'm so tired man"
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "
by noodlezzzz43 August 11, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's horninessmug. if you are reading this, i assume you already know what it is, becuse you just want to see people call out everyone that's made horny cringe on this website , its basicly when someone trys to be horny but fails
by someone else thats not u February 9, 2021
Get the HORNY CRINGEmug. When you are so excited for a book to be released that you get an erection (or wet) whenever the author is brought up in conversation.
by Halfpint939 March 30, 2022
Get the Book Hornymug.