hard reboot

When your significant other sticks their thumb in your butt and pinches your taint

I was whiskey drunk, couldn't get it up and needed a hard reboot

by Payn February 20, 2014

off the hard

anything that you find good

Oh shit, that new lexus is off the hard!

by chillagen June 04, 2005

Hardware Hard-on

Arousal as a result of placing your warm laptop on your lap.

"Tim, how did this happen? You're studying for your organic chemistry final. You shouldn't be aroused."
"I went to the couch to study. Now I have a hardware hard-on."

by kazbah May 09, 2013

hard piper

Among weightlifters, one whose strength is admirable.

He did that clean and jerk so fast and smooth. He's one hard piper.

by Budzilla August 24, 2006

hard-tail

a guitar without a whammy bar/vibrato bar.

Dammit, I can't play this song. My guitar's a hard-tail.

by ann1564++ July 17, 2007

hard tooter

A big ass.

aye, that chick has a hard tooter.

by Idito January 23, 2018

qoo hard

To go really fucking hard.

qoo hard or qoo home my nigga!

this song qoo hard

by sex_gawd1 December 06, 2013