Ted: you know, he sure is a silly goofy goose...
Garold: who wiggs?
Mr.Wiggs: yes me ofc I'm the silly goofy goose
Garold: who wiggs?
Mr.Wiggs: yes me ofc I'm the silly goofy goose
by Shhhhhh :) March 22, 2022
by Dented May 22, 2021
Oh I know how to get there, I just want to stay there for a while when I arrive.
Doft doft goose it is.
Yes, please.
Doft doft goose it is.
Yes, please.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 05, 2019
The sound an unconscious person's hand makes when forced to aggressively slap an excessively moist vagina by the finger bang recipient.
by Sean mcvay April 07, 2017
When you're performing oral sex while the receiver is upside down. You flatulate into their nostrils
Jake: "Yo I totally Goose Neck Slammed that bitch on Friday"
Mitch: Might have carbon dioxide poisoning after the famous Goose Neck Slam
Mitch: Might have carbon dioxide poisoning after the famous Goose Neck Slam
by KingJonk February 04, 2020
The act of pinching someone's buttocks (either playfully or as a way to get them to move out of your way), as though a real goose was grabbing a beak-ful of flesh. You can do this with either your bare hand or a reaching stick (assistive device used for picking things off the floor when you can't bend at the waist).
They just discharged me from the hospital and I needed a wheelchair to get to the car. Some idiot walked in front of me and wouldn't acknowledge me when I called out, "excuse me", so I made them meet my goose with my reaching stick. They took the hint.
by HasFurTwins June 04, 2018
A great goose considered the mother of all Goosecetarians. She is believed to be the first goose of the universe and her blessings are considered supreme among the our world.
“In the name of the Great Mother Goose what is happening here?!
Exclaimed Mrs.Norris, the English teacher, when she found Timmy petting a duck under her desk.
Exclaimed Mrs.Norris, the English teacher, when she found Timmy petting a duck under her desk.
by A7hena July 01, 2020