Girlfriend

Something YOU DON'T HAVE! HA LOSER

Hey man don't you wish you had one? I had a girlfriend. but then I took an arrow to the knee

by IAMSNUFFY May 25, 2015

Girlfriend bomb

When a female friend (or otherwise) askes you out and you tell them you have a girlfriend

Johnny dropped the Girlfriend bomb on that fucking gold digger

by xaneks September 20, 2016

invisible girlfriend

a girlfriend that you cant see but you still really relaly care about

today, friday, i hope to see my invisible girlfriend at the mall between 1-230

by bennetjames May 2, 2008

Mom-girlfriend

Like a cougar, but she doesn't have a career, money or anything to offer a young man.

I don't understand why Tom is still with his mom-girlfriend, she's old enough to be his mom and doesn't have a job!

by Southparkfreak2 October 1, 2014

fair weather girlfriend

A girlfriend that is only used when the boy is alone or needing sexual pleasure

Marc: "Urgh i need my girlfriend, im alone"
Guy: "Wow, shes definitely a fair weather girlfriend"

by Parsons111 January 9, 2014

tfw no girlfriend

Much more than a feel, an underlying truth you have to ignore by watching anime or playing games. It is when you have fully come around to acknowledge that women don't like you, even after you have tried your best, you've thrown away your time for many of em, and still, none of those ladies liked you, or cared for that matter. This term was invented for wizards, incels, and bots, but it has gained some recognition from your average shitty norman who complains about going a year without a girlfriend when the lot of us have never had a female even dare to throw attention at us. Females & normans mostly think this is just a meme but it is much more for the real breathing males out there who feel dead inside without any female encounters or attention for that matter. They don't know what it's like for a man to be isolated from a gender for so long.

Normie Anon:>I miss my gf.... tfw no girlfriend
Anon: Least you had a girlfriend dickface, which obviously means you have the ABILITY to get another one. BTFO normtard

by ImSoNEW July 1, 2018

My political ex girlfriend

Violet your a dumb bitch

Fuck you, just cause I’m a straight white male doesn’t mean I’m bad :(
My political ex girlfriend she’s “alt TikTok”

by Dumbfkker September 28, 2020