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silly goofy goose

when you are just so gosh darn silly and goofy that you can be compared to that of a goose.
Ted: you know, he sure is a silly goofy goose...
Garold: who wiggs?
Mr.Wiggs: yes me ofc I'm the silly goofy goose
by Shhhhhh :) March 22, 2022
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The Great Mother Goose

A great goose considered the mother of all Goosecetarians. She is believed to be the first goose of the universe and her blessings are considered supreme among the our world.
“In the name of the Great Mother Goose what is happening here?!
Exclaimed Mrs.Norris, the English teacher, when she found Timmy petting a duck under her desk.
by A7hena June 30, 2020
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meet my goose

The act of pinching someone's buttocks (either playfully or as a way to get them to move out of your way), as though a real goose was grabbing a beak-ful of flesh. You can do this with either your bare hand or a reaching stick (assistive device used for picking things off the floor when you can't bend at the waist).
They just discharged me from the hospital and I needed a wheelchair to get to the car. Some idiot walked in front of me and wouldn't acknowledge me when I called out, "excuse me", so I made them meet my goose with my reaching stick. They took the hint.
by HasFurTwins June 12, 2018
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Goose stuck in the puddle

The sound an unconscious person's hand makes when forced to aggressively slap an excessively moist vagina by the finger bang recipient.
Yo bro, early morning? I hear that goose stuck in the puddle this morning.
by Sean mcvay April 6, 2017
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silly little goose

Bird #1: who is silly little goose?

Bird #2: squawk.

Silly Little Goose: Me. I am silly little goose. *insert evil goose laughter*
by Silly little goose February 11, 2023
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goose go honk

Jesus if he was just a racist white guy with long hair
How he looks like Jesus he's just racist tho he's goose go honk
by Klu klux king August 31, 2022
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Goose n' Boost

Hey Trev, pour me another Goose n' Boost. We got a long night ahead of us!...
by Chief ST.G October 23, 2008
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