French Swipe

When you wipe your ass and shit gets on your pinky finger.

Man I shit so much that I had a French swipe.

by Texmexdiva July 23, 2019

French Periscope

When you wear two french womens vaginas as goggles.

im gonna use you as a french periscope

by gooeysoldier January 13, 2021

French breed

When you fuck and kiss at the same time

Dude, I French breeded Angela so hard last night!

by Chaz Badazz August 31, 2016

French Sandle

The insertion of the tongue into the earhole in order to lubricate it for further sexual contact via the ear

Charlie gave Hetty a quick french sandle as he didn't want to go in dry again

by Byron's Boys January 4, 2017

French Surprise

When you are having a prank war and you surrender by leaving a massive white shit in the toilet.

I just couldn’t handle Jerry’s pranks anymore so I had to leave him a French Surprise.

by ShitDick82637 January 8, 2022

French Silk

Someone whom you've ejaculated into during anal sex. The term alludes to the popular, French Silk (chocolate cream pie) dessert.

Ashlee insists on condoms, so I just blow my load around back, leave her a French Silk everytime.

by SquidSoloist June 19, 2019

French Tunnel

When a male sits naked on top of their naked partner and farts directly into their butthole, this creating a “French Tunnel” effect

Had some really great sex and afterwards gave her a massage, and in the middle of the massage I gave her a surprise French Tunnel , she was mortified

by FrenchTunneler August 1, 2023