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french chef

A man who solely lives to mix his seed in others. A pleasant man, who cooks many broths. Those broths being the succulent legs of thou frog. The slimy nature of the ambient creature leaves little to be desired, but the simple mind may sway to it’s every present scent. The buss.
Daniel mate, can I smell fresh pastries? Because you’re acting like such a french chef!
by noblindonkey March 30, 2021
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French Lean

Peyronie's disease: an excessively curved or bent pecker. Named after a French surgeon, François de la Peyronie, who first described the disease in 1743. Think of a banana-shaped dick.
Hey baby, ride side saddle to compensate for my French Lean.

The Leaning Tower of Pisa got nothing on this French Lean.
by PowerhouseD December 18, 2012
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frenching around

When in a multilingual group, the French-speaking folks segregate and start chatting in their own tongue.
These guys are always frenching around. They are up to something evil, or cute.
by tuxu January 29, 2017
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French Cracker

The art of the french cracker is when a dude nuts on another person, and they both allow the nut to dry. The nut will look like some weird fancy cheese shit that french people would put on crackers. The name also refers to the fact that only white people do this shit.

It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.
Man 1: That was a pretty good french cracker.

Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.
by Exhuman12 May 3, 2018
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French Fart

When you are performing oral or penetration of the anus on someone and they fart in the process.
I brought her back to my place and while I was eating out her ass she gave me a French Fart.
by Big cock small nipples March 29, 2023
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French Whiskey

What southern Mississippians call a drink involving a hazy beer mixed with a small amount of ranch
I dun drank too many of those French whiskeys last night and now I got the squirts
by Bully wintershot April 29, 2023
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French 75er

When you have a three-quarter chub, or a 75% boner. A boner with just a little give; able to get the job done but needs a little extra help.
Dude, she showed me her nipple and I immediately got a French 75er.
by Jdever1 December 30, 2017
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