Rhinoceros Fart Flute

The act of filling a black dress sock half-full with cheerios and inserting the sock analy.

"I was so drunk last night, I can't believe I let him play my Rhinoceros Fart Flute."

by Smittmiester May 4, 2008

mummy fart

an old fart, that's particularly old, wrinkly and smellayyyy.

d00d, mr. foley's such a mummy fart.

by sdgfdfg March 2, 2009

Saddam Fart

A fart used as an intentional assault on another individual's or group of individual's sense of smell. These farts can be used as a primary assault or a deterrent.

For example, when one individual wants to prevent another from approaching or remaining in proximity, one can use this noxious assault as a deterrent.

Additionally, rebuttal Sadam Farts can be used in the event that someone else has created a smell that is otherwise undesireable.

Al: I was at this coffee shop and this girl next to me put on this lotion that smelled horrible, so I let out a rebuttal Saddam Fart.
Fred: That's like biological warfare.
Justin: They were looking for WMDs in all the wrong places. They were really fi tizuk ("in your rectum" in Arabic).

by DocOnDuty June 29, 2010

Filter Fart

when one farts while trying to hold in a poop in order to filter the fart surrounding the poop.

i damn near sharted myself over there. good thing i know how to filter fart

by Dumpology August 13, 2010

pea fart

Something very small and inconsequential.

"I'm tired of working for this pea fart organization", when you work for an organization of five people.

by xraydelta1 February 18, 2011

kissy fart

When a person creates a seal with their lips and pushes air onto another persons body part. The forced air breaks the seal and the vibrating lips cause a fart like noise to be produced.

Warning: kissy farts may cause laughter if those affected are ticklish.

I woke up laughing this morning to my girlfriend under the covers giving me a kissy fart on my kidney." "Wow, that sounds like a passionate dutch oven to me, you two are special, my kids laugh,cry and nearly pee themselves when i lay huge kissy farts on their tummies.""I feel bad for being mean to you that night. Thinking about it makes me wanna jump on you and give you kissy farts."

by menaphilbrax March 10, 2011

Fridge fart

The funky smell that escapes when opening and closing the fridge door releasing a combination of old food smells.

Q:phew, whats that smell?
A:I think it is a "fridge fart",I just got a drink from the fridge and the fridge farted!!
must be last weeks leftovers,

by please clean my fridge October 6, 2012