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Not yet but I will be when I get the thing that I want.

Hym "Am I happy now? No. Now do the one with down syndrome. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! See? You're trapped in the cascade of ever escalating meanness! Just like I am! You have no choice but to continue doubling down until you've made your point! Just like me! A prisoner forever until someone lets you out! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam June 12, 2022

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And now that's how you game

Something shabnam says

"And now that's how you game"
Wow i like that phrase

by thecharacterwannie July 10, 2022

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Go to Heaven now

Why would you not want to? Why would you not want to go to heaven immediately?

Hym "Go to heaven now. Killing children is the only way to save them from sin. They are innocent now but THEY WILL SIN EVENTUALLY. And then it's forever fire."

by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

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Everyone is Twelve Now

A social theory describing the phenomenon where adults in American society display the emotional maturity, decision-making skills, and behavioral patterns of twelve-year-olds.

Origin: Coined by Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer on Bluesky) as a "unified theory of American reality" that went viral on social media in 2025.

Example 1: "Did you see how that guy threw a tantrum when his coffee order was wrong? Everyone is twelve now."

Example 2: "'Everyone is twelve now', she complained, when in response to HuffPost’s query about who suggested Budapest, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt responded, 'Your mom did', and White House communications director Steven Cheung replied: 'Your mom'."

by patchmonkey October 17, 2025

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