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Floor

Southern Floridians call the ground, soil, or dirt the floor.
*thud*
“Ugh, dropped my phone on the floor.”

“Shawty, we are outside. Don’t you mean the ground?”

“Yeah, that’s what I said.”
by Professor Pape April 22, 2023
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Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.
"That Mick guy who showed up last night was a drunken mess, a real floor swimmer"
by FrigOff May 20, 2014
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floor hickey

when you trip and days later it forms a round purple bump that hurts sometimes
ah damn it fuck my asshole i got a floor hickey it hurts so badly
by toilet struggler October 2, 2021
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floor soup

When soup goes on the floor and you may truly establish dominance amongst peers and subordinates. Soup has always belonged on the floor, and to put it on the floor accomplishes the goal of soup.
Jess Put Soup On The Floor Wow What A Leader. That’s some floor soup!
by Vitamincool February 4, 2022
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two bit floor flusher

Someone who sweeps an swobs the floors in saloons an dance halls for two Bits. About 25 cents.
Dave called him a "Two Bit Floor Flusher".
by anonymous November 14, 2020
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Floor

A place where non-JoJo fans belong.
Omar: Have you seen Sword Art Online it's the greatest anime of all time !
Me, an intellectual: Please, that shit belongs on the floor
by Saint Nezar August 16, 2019
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Chapman first floor glass lounge north

This is from 2024; we have loved and found a home in the glass lounge on the first floor. We are here almost every night hanging out, never without a good movie. It is the place to be, so relaxing, accepting, therapeutic, family, friends, a mix of personalities, and endless topics of conversations, and ofc doys. When we are gone, we hope a new group takes over the sacred glass lounge.

Take care of it, C,R,A,G,E,J,W
G - yooooooo where we chillin' tn?
R - The Chapman first floor glass lounge north ofc!!! Where else?
by peachiepie777 March 2, 2025
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