Flexosexual

Someone who gets horny for learning opportunities.

Ethan: God damn Matthew, I'm a flexosexual and I love when you talk about pre calc 12 while licking my anus. Give me that gyrogasm

by iamarobot June 18, 2019

Flexilitus

Someone with an uncontrollable attraction to the way someone caught fleas

Logan caught fleas, Robert couldn't understand why he felt the attraction towards Logan with his new fleas.maybe it was Flexilitus.

by Pooskills June 23, 2019

flexman

But dopey at times and is an absolute flexer (shows off) everything

He says his name is not ironic but we all know it is
Imagining this man can sometimes remind you of a tic tac

A box of flexman
He's just like a flexman

by Paffett July 30, 2019

Flexpods

People with flexpods are absolute legends and just because they dont have the wires doesnt mean you have to chuck a fat rage at them just because you cant afford them

That guys a legend he has Flexpods

by chrismemes September 12, 2019

flextape

A big sticky thing

Use flextape to hide the bodies in seconds

by Daddie pepper :) September 13, 2019

Flexus

Open for three ways.

My friends and I are Flexus

by 1010010101010 September 19, 2019

Flexicon

The collection of words and phrases politicians and the PC culture use to avoid answering a question; flexible, vague language

"I tried to ask the mayor about homelessness, but he just dug around in the flexicon and i think i may have gotten an answer about recycling..."

by Treblatsirc October 9, 2019