Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste

Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste has to be one of the worst ways to make your teeth smell bad and have a horrendous shitty taste and smell so you do not want to use this. I used this when I was a kid and I absolutely fucking hate it. If you want trauma then use this.

"I wanna try Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste."
"Don't do it or your dead."
"I don't care"
"Good luck, soldier"

by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024

Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)

I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

The Country Of Japan Only Sells Raspberry Flavored Cocaine For Dictions Of Interest With No Volition Of Abuse

The Country Of Japan Only Sells Raspberry Flavored Cocaine For Dictions Of Interest With No Volition Of Abuse

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

all up in the Kool-Aid don't even know the flavor

Someone who's listening and commenting on other's people conversation without knowing the context.

"Lori stay all up in the Kool-Aid don't even know the flavor"

by ADezzyBoi April 8, 2022