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Evan

Evan is a decently smart dude that becomes confused and gets lost half the time. His hair is fucking alive whenever you to he is very good in sports. His hair grows extremely fast and he tends to shower once a year. He is very rich but weirdly, he does not buy clothes quite often and he wears the same thing everyday. On the bright side he gets straight A's on most of his tests but he does shit when it comes to art. If you ever meet an Evan, i suggest you leave the country. His jokes are cheesy most of the time especially on his social media. HE MASTURBATES HIS HANDS AND ITS SO ANNOYING, LOL
OMFG EVAN IS HERE! RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
EVERYBODY HOLD YOUR BREATHE, EVAN IS COMING CLOSE
by Ayesha Mesha Femmy June 13, 2018
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evan fontes

Good at basketball like lebron

Will posterize u

Will break ur ankles

Has a wet jumper

Never misses a shot
Man that dudes pulling a Evan Fontes .
by The G. O. A. T May 16, 2018
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Evan

Evan is one of the best friends you will ever have. He is kind, funny, joyful, and loving. Evans are pretty smart, but they can sometimes act like a know-it-all. He is one of the most hilarious and fun people you will ever meet, and he can always make you laugh, even if you are nowhere near him. Though he may seem weird to people who don’t know him, his close friends know that he is complety insane, but it’s great. It is so fun to be around an Evan. Evan is a friend that will always be there for you no matter what. Evan is also known to be an amazing lover. Ladies seem to love him because of his wild side. Evan keeps the ladies on their toes with his love making in bed. Evan is very spontaneous person and loves trying new things. Evan is very talented and successful in anything he does. He is also known to be lucky in many ways. If you have the blessing of being friends with an Evan, never let him go.
Evan is a wonderful friend.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Nick Evans

The asshole in school who yells answers very loudly and interrupts the class
Dave: Shit that Nick Evans kid is in our class fuck. Steve: shit and I liked this class.
by Nickevanssucks June 3, 2019
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EVAN MAJOR JACKSON

First off HUGE penis mans is half horse.Great personality and his charisma his Barack level. The chosen one and leader of men. A gentleman women fling themselves at him but he has only one true love .God. a Family man the type of guy you bring home to mama and papa.Your father will ask why you don’t propose. Cardi b might not cook or clean but evan major Jackson? Build:different. master chef and son of mr clean himself the boy is nice. Overall lots could be said about him and really no one knows him he’s like

A ghost a legend the prodigy.
I heard Evan Major Jackson is that Nigga round these parts!
by Emj November 23, 2021
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Evan Hostetler

Can outdrink you
Evan Hostetler will fuck your girlfriend
by Badass3425 April 13, 2019
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Evan

A short kid that skateboards but isn’t very good. also is thic
Did u see that kid skateboarding? he’s such an evan
by dumbblonde666 December 10, 2017
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