cheeseburger eating globe

Some fat lazy lardo who is too fat to do anything, so he is usually seen munchin down on cheeseburgers from any restraunt. He also has a large gut that bulges out, resembling a globe.

Randy, you are one fat cheeseburger eating globe

I tried to save u a hamburger.... but some cheeseburger eating globe beat you to it

by john smithson September 25, 2006

Phone Eating

Putting your phone into your mouth while trying to perform another task.

Kristof, who was almost in an accident, had to eat his phone and turn the wheel sharply to avoid hitting the other driver.

Phone eating is better than putting your cell in your boobs.

by wmspaceman August 2, 2009

Man eating

A woman who enjoys the opposite sex's attention. She'll go out of her way to steal your man and toss him away after she's had sex with him.

Guy 1: She's so hot man. I'm gonna ask her out
Guy 2: Don't do it. She's a man eating bitch.

by anotherwittyusername March 4, 2017

National eating pussy day

October 19th is national eat pussy day and the girls and guys get together even if you don’t know each other.
Happy eating pussy day !

yo boys it’s national eating pussy day

by Jacksnsmith October 19, 2020

The Law of Ass Eating Conservation

The universal scientific law which states that for every ass-eater, there must be an accompanying ass-eatee to maintain the balance between both sides of the ass-eating spectrum. For every person who claims to be both, there must also exist a person that claims to be neither. Similar to Newton’s Law of Equal and Opposite Reactions.

Person 1: Dude I absolutely love eating ass, what about you?
Person 2: Actually, I enjoy getting my ass eaten, which means the two of us successfully satisfy the Law of Ass Eating Conservation

by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021

crack smoking juju bean eating booboo

Expression exclaimed out of frustration or elation. It also may be used as a derogatory adjective or noun, such as: "Hey Guerry, you crack-smokin', juju bean eatin' booboo!"

Hey Guerry, you crack smoking juju bean eating booboo.

by PHiSH September 15, 2014

baby-eating

A term used to describe a car so powerful that it can only be fueled with live babies. Can be used in many different ways.

Holy shit, did you see that Skyline? Damn, that thing eats babies!"

by No. December 6, 2003